Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Does he know that the child could be from the Lu family?" Tong Siyao asked.


  Yu Xinran was stunned and shook her head,"I don't know, Yingluo."


  "Then, why don't I find an opportunity to help you probe? I'm afraid it's not a good idea to go to them just like this. The child's mother hasn't appeared, and I don't know if she's here."


  "He passed away." Yu Xinran said, " she committed suicide last month in country M.  Bai Chun finished his funeral and came back with the child."


  In the evening, Tong Siyao took baby Nian out for a walk. Baby Nian took the leash and led the rabbit. While others walked the dog, he walked the rabbit!


  Rabbits didn't like to walk when they were lazy, but when they were crazy, they would run around, which was a troublesome thing.


  Today, it didn't want to move. As baby Nian dragged it with a rope, it lay on the ground like a mop, making the floor shine.


This uncle is so understanding!