Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "He's long dead!" Miyi Ishida sneered. If she didn't die, where would I be?"


  "I don't know!"  maybe it's been fed to the wolves!  Have you ever seen a wild wolf? I love gnawing on bones!"


   ah ...  Yu Xinran grabbed her head and smashed it against the road.


  Gong Bai hurriedly pulled Yu Xinran away and persuaded her, " "She can't die!"


  Hearing that, Miyi Ishida wanted to commit suicide by biting her tongue. However, Gong Bai suddenly reached out his hand to grab her chin and dislocated it.


  The police ran over with guns in their hands, and Miyi Ishida glared at Gong Bai.


  Gong Bai could see the confusion in her eyes, so he asked, " "You want to know who I am, right?"


  Miyi Ishida nodded helplessly as she was cuffed by the police.


  Gong Bai moved close to her ear and whispered, " "There's a man who's good at using the whip."


  It was King! The original King! But he was not!


The ending: dust settles