Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "I'm fine." Lin weiqin chuckled, " I want to eat for myself too. 


  "Uh, hehe." Tian Yuan had no choice but to go to the guest room.


  There was only a single bedsheet on the bed in the guest room. There was no blanket or bedsheet.


  Tian Yuan put down her luggage and took out her mobile phone. When she found that it was still in flight mode, she hurriedly turned it off, and then the text message notifications kept ringing.


  Chen jiahan kept asking her what was wrong and if she had misunderstood something.


  Tian Qi sneered. Was this person not going to shed tears until he saw the coffin? Did he think that she didn't see him rolling on the sofa with yang danqi?


  She replied,"I saw the way you were in contact with yang danqi!" What do you think?


  Chen jiahan was dumbfounded when he received the text message.


I can't tolerate sand