Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  "You're so shameless!" Wu Yan scolded him and walked over to Tian Yuan.  Do you know me?"


  Tian Yuan looked at him and cried after a while.  "Brother Yan, you're awesome."


  "AI!" Wu Yan agreed and turned to ask the man, " who did you say she was to you just now? "


  The man was dumbfounded. This girl was young master Wu's woman!


  He really had eyes but failed to recognize Mount Tai!


  "Young master Wu!" He said with a bitter smile. Wu Shaojie was hoping that you would be magnanimous, I was just joking."


  "Then I'm just joking with you." Wu Yan smiled slightly and gave the person beside him a look.  beat him up! 


  The next second, the man was dragged out of the bar by a group of people.


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