Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Good, good, good!" Lin weiqin unbuckled her seat belt and held her in his arms. He patted her gently and comforted her, " no, come to my place. You can cry all you want. 


  "Wuwuwu," Tian Yuan grabbed him and cried loudly.


  Lin weiqin's heart felt like it was being twisted by a knife.


  Suddenly, he felt someone outside the window. He turned his head and saw Wu Yan.


  Wu Yan was shocked. He turned around and wanted to run.


  Lin weiqin pushed Tian Yuan away and rolled down the window to stop him.


  Wu Yan stopped and turned around with a dry smile.   Brother Qin, I, I, I, I, I didn't see anything! 


  Hmph, so if Brother Qin wants to take advantage of sister Zhi, he has to complain to great uncle!


  Lin weiqin glared at him and hooked his finger at him.


  Wu Yan took a step back.  ran ran, I'm going home!   


  When he was a child, he accidentally bit Lin weiran. As an older brother, Lin weiqin beat him up on the spot, and he was very afraid of Lin weiqin ever since.


Are you taking revenge on me?