Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     He casually wiped his hair with a towel and walked into the room. Tian Yuan was still sleeping in the same position as before.


  Seeing her on his bed, he smiled in satisfaction and walked over to give her a light kiss.


  He didn't know how to face her when she woke up. He didn't even dare to tell anyone that he had found her.


  But no matter what, she was already his, and he would never let her go in this life.


  He gently caressed her face, got up, put on his clothes, and walked out of the room.


  Looking at the time, he did not know when she would wake up, so he went to the kitchen to cook.


  First, he slowly made red bean and purple potato porridge, steamed xiaolongbao, and then made sandwiches for fear that she would not like it. After thinking for a while, she made dumplings and even prepared noodles and vermicelli. After he was done, she still hadn't woken up, so he decided to bake egg tarts and bread.


I'll take responsibility