Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Lin weiran had a headache. The meal hadn't even started, and she didn't know how it had become like this. "Don't mess around," she said helplessly,"hurry up and eat."


  Yang danqi glared at Tian Yuan in dissatisfaction.   cousin barbecued meat for you. Why don't you appreciate it? "


  Tian Qi was so angry that she threw down her bowl and chopsticks and stood up."I don't have an appetite, I'll be leaving first!"


  "Yuanyuan!" Lin weiqin pulled her back, and Sheng shuangxue also stood up.


  "You let go!" Tian Yuan yelled at Lin weiqin.


  Lin weiqin pushed her back into her chair and glared at yang danqi. Yang danqi felt a stab in her heart. Her lips trembled and she couldn't say anything.


  "What's wrong with you two?" Sheng shuangxue asked impatiently. You can't even eat in peace!"


  Lin weiran slammed the table.  eat well!  she said.


I'm not even close to him