Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Tian Yuan glanced at him and turned to leave.


  Lin weiqin sighed helplessly. Just as he was about to do it himself, she ran back, took out a plate from the shelf, and handed it to him.


  "Who's your wife?" Tian Yuan's eyes widened.


  He paused and explained,"in the future!" It will definitely be in the future!"


  Tian Qi snorted and did not refute. Lin weiqin was very happy.


  After dinner, Lin Wei washed the dishes diligently while Tian Yuan helped her.


  "I should go back now," she said softly after she was done.


  "You're not staying?" Lin weiqin asked tentatively.


  Tian Yuan glanced at him and shook her head gently.


  Lin weiqin looked at his watch, " it's still early. 


   then, ran ran, "Tian Yuan thought for a while," shall we go out for a walk? "


  "I still have to shop! It's time to digest the food!"


  Lin weiqin nodded. His future wife was always right!


Who asked you to say I can't do it?