Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Stop!" Lin weiqin jumped up from the bed and pointed to the door, " get out! 


  "What did you say?" yang danqi was stunned.


  "Get out." Lin weiqin looked at her coldly, " I thought I heard wrong when I was drunk. I hope I won't hear it in the future.  Otherwise, I won't even acknowledge you as my younger cousin!"


  "I already have someone I like in my heart." Lin weiqin interrupted her.


  "Is it le Yi?" yang danqi was stunned.


  "If it's her, why should I break up with her?" Lin weiqin lowered his head, his temples throbbing.  I broke up with her because there's someone I like. I'll never accept you, no matter who you are or whether you're my cousin. 


  Yang danqi took a deep breath and ran out of the room sadly.


  Lin weiqin returned to the capital the next day and asked someone to check on le Yi's whereabouts. He didn't call her, but directly asked someone to bring le Yi to him.


To be honest, I'll give you a check