Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Lin weiqin looked at CEng Shuai and Tian Cheng, but both of them ignored him, so he followed Tian Yuan to the kitchen.


  CEng Shuai immediately looked at the pan-fried pork bun and said angrily to Tian Cheng, " "Look, look, how could he have done this? He must have bought it outside! You still want to fool me?"


  "You didn't eat it, how do you know it was bought outside?" Tian Yuan asked in a low voice.


  Zeng Shuai said proudly,"isn't that simple?" How could it have such a good shape? And how long had it been? he had already finished it and brought it over? And this sandwich, he must have bought it too! This Kimi roll-"


   dad-" Tian Yuan's voice suddenly came.


  Zeng Shuai quivered and looked up to see her leaning against the kitchen door frame. He asked in a bad mood, "What are you doing?"


  "Wei Qin asked what you want to eat," Tian Yuan said weakly.


  "I want pizza and congee with pork and century egg!" Zeng Shuai said with his arms crossed.


I've decided to hate him to the end