Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    After her assistant left, she called Lin weiqin.  "I'm injured, Yingluo."


  "What's going on!" Lin weiqin was shocked.


  Tian Yuan sniffled and said,"I want to go home and take a walk."


  After hanging up the phone, the assistant came back. "Should I call the doctor?" she asked Tian Yuan worriedly.


  Tian Qi furrowed her eyebrows and touched her injured area. It was so painful that she immediately shrank back.


  She leaned back on the sofa.  I have a headache. Go outside and keep watch. When Mr. Lin comes, let him in. No one else is allowed in! 


   okay, Qianqian.  the assistant turned around and walked back after taking two steps.  when I went over just now, I think I saw a person who looked like a reporter leave. 


  Tian Qi suddenly opened her eyes and looked at her.


   it's fine, ran ran.  Tian Yuan closed her eyes again.  it won't affect me. 


It's all your fault