Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    The man's expression changed immediately. He walked over with a straight face and lectured, " "You're the People's Police, how can you yell at the people? Where's your attitude in serving the people?"


  "Who are you?" Sheng shuangxue was stunned.


  The man took something out of his pocket. Sheng shuangxue gasped. She thought he would take out his penis, but he took out his id.  People's Police!  That wasn't what he wanted to say.  Gu Yunhao of the Nanshan police station, Captain of the criminal Police force, you will be working under me soon. The Bureau chief asked me to pick you up. 


  Sheng shuangxue remembered that she had indeed received a call from bureau chief yang when she was in the car, asking where she was.


  "Let's go," he said. Gu Yunhao kept his documents and walked forward.


  Sheng shuangxue followed him with her suitcase. After two steps, she stopped and said, " "Hey-"


  "You're not helping me!" She pointed at her box.


You must not have a girlfriend