Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng shuangxue treated everyone to hotpot and they wanted to drink. Gu Yunhao chided her, " "I still have to work tomorrow. What if I get drunk?"


  Everyone was disappointed. Sheng shuangxue couldn't help but say, " "That's tomorrow's matter."


  He was so annoying. He wasn't the one treating, so why did he have to care about this? She's treating everyone, so why can't she let everyone have a happy drink?


  "What if there's a police alert at night?" Gu Yunhao asked.


  ~ Just ~ little bit ~~ everyone pleaded.


  Gu Yunhao thought for a moment and nodded.  that's fine. Everyone can only drink two glasses at most. You're not allowed to drink too much! 


  Everyone agreed happily and called for the waiter to bring a few bottles of beer.


  Halfway through the lively meal, Gu Yunhao's phone rang.


There must be a reason for things to be abnormal