Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng shuangxue went back to her office to sort out the evidence after work. Zhao Si Yan had some family matters to attend to, so he left first.


  After she was done, she passed by the office of the criminal Police unit. The lights were still on.


  She looked around and saw no one. She knocked on the door."Who's still here?"


  She mumbled,"did I forget to turn off the lights?" He didn't even lock the door, " and turned off the light.


  "Didn't I say I'll turn it off?!" A roar suddenly came from the darkness.


  Sheng shuangxue was shocked. She opened the door hurriedly and saw Gu Yunhao coming out of the small meeting room next door.


  She asked,"why haven't you left yet?" I was so scared!"


  "I'm leaving." Gu Yunhao said tiredly. He came over to turn off the lights and close the door. When he realized that she was still standing, he turned to look at her.


  Sheng shuangxue felt that she was being a busybody. She snorted and strode away.


A little ambiguous