Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Gu Yunhao paused. Sheng shuangxue waited nervously for his answer. Could there really be something fishy going on? Would he say it?


  "Aren't you ashamed to call yourself a beauty?" he suddenly raised his head and taunted.


   I ...  Sheng shuangxue turned her head and said, " I'm just stating facts. What are you embarrassed about? "


  "Let's go. Aren't you hungry?" he asked. Gu Yunhao strode to the car.  I'm so hungry! 


  Gu Yunhao didn't say anything. Sheng shuangxue snorted in her heart. It's your own fault that you're starving! Who told you to go to grandma Liu's house? not only did you have to sit there for a while, but you also had to massage your feet for half an hour. Do you think you're a door-to-door service at a foot spa?


  "What do you want to eat?" Gu Yunhao asked after they got into the car.


  "What do you want to eat?" Since she was treating, of course, the host would do as the guest did.


I'm a man