Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  "If you touch me again, bengong will sleep with you!" Sheng shuangxue was furious.


  Xiao Mianmian shivered in fear and didn't dare to act rashly. She obediently applied the medicine for her.


  Gu Yunhao was about to go crazy. He put down the book in his hand and started to do push-ups on the ground.


  However, he could still clearly hear the voice from next door.


   shuangxue ~ whoever marries you will be so happy. Look at these breasts, look at these buttocks, I want to bend them, Yingluo. 


  "What's there to be reluctant about?"


  "Oh, oh, oh, oh, really? Then let bengong check~"


  Gu Yunhao's push-ups were getting more and more violent. His hearing wasn't usually this good. What was wrong with him today?


  He put on his headphones and turned the music to the maximum. Finally, he could no longer hear the "obscenity" on the other end.


Gu Yunhao is going crazy