Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "None of your business!" Sheng shuangxue turned her head and mumbled in her heart, " Can't you just do it?


  "Fortunately, I know how to." He nodded his head.


  "What?" Sheng shuangxue widened her eyes and looked at him, thinking, you f * cking tricked me again! Do you dare to confess?


  "No!" Sheng shuangxue said angrily,"I'll treat you tonight! 


   okay ~"the corners of Gu Yunhao's mouth curled up.


  After work, the two of them went to a nearby restaurant for dinner.


  The two of them couldn't help but be sneaky, afraid that the other people in the police station would find out. It felt a little like a secret meeting.


   Speaking of which,"Sheng shuangxue said while they were eating," I've seen your father before. I just haven't seen you. 


  "I was in the Army. Besides, your family is very strict with you, so it'll be very difficult for you to meet boys of the same age as us." Gu Yunhao said with a smile.


Don't bother with him anymore