Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng shuangxue pouted and looked at her with dissatisfaction.


  Xiao Mianmian turned her head away and huffed angrily.


  After a while, Sheng shuangxue said helplessly, " "How can the Wheel of Friendship be overturned so easily?"


  Xiao Mianmian said angrily, " it's all the men's fault! 


  As soon as he finished speaking, the two of them suddenly hugged each other.


  "Let's go shopping in the city this weekend," Sheng shuangxue said. He ignored them! The boat of our friendship shall continue to sail ~"


  Xiao Mianmian felt wronged.  you just said that it was a big ship, but now it's a small boat.  As expected, when you have a man, your best friend is not worth mentioning."


  "If you keep talking, this little boat will capsize."


  "Yueyue, let's talk about the lipstick you bought last week."


  In the morning, Sheng shuangxue opened the door and found Gu Yunhao leaning against the wall outside. She asked, " "What are you doing here?"


Is that how you describe a man?