Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Yingluo, alright." Sheng shuangxue felt sad that he had held back from her.


  Gu Yunhao reached out and touched her head. She turned her head away.  drive properly. Don't multitask! 


  Gu Yunhao retracted his hand and asked gently, " you've had dinner for a long time. Do you feel hungry? " Do you want to go for supper?"


  Sheng shuangxue pouted and turned to ask him, " "If I gain weight, will you dislike me?"


  "No matter how you are, I will like you very much, very very much."


  Gu Yunhao could feel that she was unhappy just now. He was not stingy with his sweet words, trying to make her happy.


  As expected, Sheng shuangxue was happy. She said happily, " "Then I want to eat grilled fish!"


  Gu Yunhao thought to himself, what a glutton! However, he still drove to the best grilled fish restaurant in the city.


  After they arrived at the grilled fish shop, the two of them ordered a fish. The waiter asked, " "Do you want a drink?"


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