Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    On Saturday morning, Sheng shuangxue was still sleeping when she was woken up by the doorbell.


  She opened the door with drowsy eyes. Gu Yunhao was standing outside in a white shirt, looking very handsome.


  She remembered that he said he couldn't accompany her today and asked in frustration, " "What are you doing?"


  "I made you breakfast." Gu Yunhao passed her the key to his room.  when you've slept enough, you can go over and eat by yourself. 


  Sheng shuangxue was stunned for a moment. She looked at him and let go of the door."Give it to me, I'm too lazy to run!"


  "Yingluo, alright." Gu Yunhao turned around and went home. A moment later, he brought the breakfast he had prepared over.


  Sheng shuangxue had already returned to her bed. She looked at him while holding the quilt.


  "If it's cold, you can heat it up before eating," he said.


  "In this weather, I can't wait to eat something cold." Sheng shuangxue mumbled.


Why can't I bring myself along?