Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    When he saw grandma Liu eating the vegetables, he hurriedly said, " "Grandma Liu, that dish ..."


  "What's wrong with you guys?" grandma Liu asked with a smile. Hurry up and eat! This vegetable is delicious!"


  No wonder grandma Liu's dishes were always salty. It turned out that the old lady's taste buds had degenerated.


  After the meal, Gu Yunhao started to clean up the dishes.


  "I'll do it, I'll do it!" Grandma Liu said. How can I let you guys keep fighting?"


  Gu Yunhao glanced at Sheng shuangxue and said, " "Alright then, I'll have to trouble you, grandma Liu. I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so I'll leave with shuangxue first. I'll come see you another day."


   Okay, okay, okay.  grandma Liu hurriedly nodded. She took Sheng shuangxue's hand and said, " come again another day. Don't buy anything anymore. 


  Sheng shuangxue smiled and left with Gu Yunhao.


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