Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    It was the weekend. Gu Yunhao was about to knock on Sheng shuangxue's door with the breakfast he had prepared.


  He saw Sheng shuangxue walking out with her suitcase and was shocked.  "What are you doing?"


  Sheng shuangxue was also shocked. She looked at him and saw him holding the delicious food. Her expression softened a little.


  "Let's go home!" She said with a straight face.


  Gu Yunhao was stunned.  you didn't hand in your resignation letter, did you? " he asked nervously.


  Sheng shuangxue glanced at him and closed the door.  it's my dad's birthday. 


   Oh, Yingluo, " Gu Yunhao said in a daze.  help me say happy birthday. 


  Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! That was Sheng nanxuan! Forget it, Yingluo.


  He didn't even have a girlfriend, and he was going to woo his father-in-law now. He would definitely die without a corpse.


She's my ex-girlfriend