Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    In Xiao Mianmian's room opposite, handsome white looked at Xiao Mianmian innocently and mouthed, " "I can't get out, Wuwu."


  "Wait a little longer!" Xiao Mianmian stared at him.


  "Why don't I sleep here?" handsome white said with a smile.


  "No!" Xiao Mianmian lowered her voice and refused righteously.


  White commander could only look through the peephole again and spread his hands helplessly."You're still kissing Yingluo, why don't we ..."


   ah!  Marshal Bai exclaimed. Gu Yunhao and Sheng shuangxue were startled.


  The two of them looked at Xiao Mianmian's door-there was no movement. But there was clearly someone inside.


  Sheng shuangxue pushed Gu Yunhao away with a red face.  I'll go in first. I'm really sleepy. 


  "Then you should sleep early." Gu Yunhao took a step back. Seeing her enter the door, he asked, " what do you want to eat tomorrow, ran ran? "


This has nothing to do with being petty