Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Hearing that, Sheng shuangxue blushed and was speechless. Then, she thought carefully and said seriously, "  Speaking of which, Gu Yunhao's figure is so good. His ability in that area must be great too! 


  "Look, we've only been dating for less than three months and we're already arguing so badly. If I don't sleep with him while we're dating, won't I be at a disadvantage in the future?"


  Xiao Mianmian slammed the table and said angrily,"Sheng shuangxue!" I don't want to be friends with a shameless woman like you!"


  Sheng shuangxue's eyes widened in confusion.  how did the boat of friendship capsize again? " What did I do wrong? I didn't say anything bad about your handsome white!"


   you-" Xiao Mianmian was stunned.  if you want to sleep with Captain, then go to sleep!  You don't have to tell me!"


I can't wait to be good to you forever