Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  Sheng shuangxue couldn't help but swallow her saliva secretly. She said with a serious face, &quot; &quot;Did you bring your change of clothes? Don't come out naked later!&quot;


  &quot;Don't worry, I have a bath towel. You can't see it even if you want to!&quot;


  &quot;Gu Yunhao!&quot; Sheng shuangxue roared, &quot; get me my clothes! Do you believe that I'll Sue you for ****!&quot;


  Gu Yunhao sighed and opened the closet to get some clothes.


  There was a moment of silence before the sound of water came again.


  Sheng shuangxue reached out and patted on the door.  &quot;Do you believe I'll rush in!&quot;


  &quot;Who was the one who wanted to come in first?&quot; Gu Yunhao asked sternly, &quot; who exactly is the hooligan?! 


  Sheng shuangxue was furious. She suddenly grabbed the door handle and pushed the door open.


   f * ck ...  Gu Yunhao hurriedly threw down the nozzle and covered his lower body.


It doesn't seem like something a person who has broken up should do