Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "How much did you hear?" Sheng shuangxue asked, " where are you hiding? Since you've heard it, don't just remember half of it! I don't believe that you can't piece together the complete truth with your intelligence!"


  "Look, the chosen one has appeared. I'm standing behind you, but you won't notice me."


  Sheng shuangxue looked irritated,'Gu Yunhao! It's not like you to be so sarcastic!"


  "Then let's talk about your escape." Gu Yunhao became righteous in a second!


   Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!  He was too careless!


  Gu Yunhao glanced at his watch.  I'll give you ten minutes. After ten minutes, be a good boy and return to the detention center! 


  Sheng shuangxue hit him with the xiaolongbao in her hand and quickly walked to her room.


  Sheng shuangxue looked back at him, ran to the door in a panic, opened it, and quickly went in and closed the door.


You're making me look like a mistress