Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Captain, are you coming back to work?" Handsome white asked in a daze.


  Gu Yunhao smiled.  I don't think I'll come back. I'll let you be the captain. 


  Commander Bai hurriedly waved his hand and said,"I dare not!" I'm so happy that Captain is back! I thought Captain wouldn't come to this small place anymore!"


  Everyone was very touched and hurriedly asked, " "Captain, how long can you stay here? You have to teach us more! You're from the Special Forces!"


  "Didn't you take it seriously when I taught you?" Gu Yunhao asked.


   he's serious, he's serious, Yingying, but Captain definitely still hasn't revealed his skills! 


  "Oh right, you're back. Where's shuangxue?"


  "Shuangxue definitely won't come back, Yingluo."


   cough ~"Gu Yunhao smiled proudly.  don't worry, she can't leave me. 


  Everyone: "Yingluo, are you sure you won't be retaliated against for saying this?"


  Shuangxue would definitely be the first to be unconvinced!


She can't leave me