Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Gong Bai had no choice but to ask her to get the bowls and chopsticks.


  She was so excited that she almost dropped the bowl.


  Gong Bai was speechless. This child didn't do much housework, did he?


  She was also very excited during the meal.


  Gong Bai suddenly noticed that she was not very skilled in her movements, so he asked, " "You didn't use chopsticks before?"


  Huodie paused, nodded, and continued to eat the beef.


  Gong Bai didn't say anything. He had gotten used to being alone in the past few years and no longer knew how to talk.


  The fire butterfly ate seriously, gnawing at the meat like a child.


  Gong Bai couldn't help but laugh after taking a look at it.


  In his opinion, it must be because the dishes he made were too good! He was naturally happy that she was so supportive.


  Huo die suddenly raised her head and saw him looking at her. Her face blushed, and she lowered her head again, picking up a sweet and sour rib and continuing to eat.


It's too f * cking cruel