Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "You've already eaten so many of my meals!" Gong Bai was speechless.


  "Then what's your name?" Huo die asked with a smile.


  "Long gongxiang, it seems quite rare."


  "Then what should I call you?" she nodded.


  "So casually?" Huo die's eyes widened and she rolled around twice. Then, she said in a weird tone, " Gong Bai, Gong Bai, I'll call you Xiao Bai! 


  "What law?" Gong Bai expressed his dissatisfaction with a frown.


  "No? Then I can't change it! This is my exclusive!"


  Exclusive? Gong Bai's heart skipped a beat. He hurriedly turned around and opened the pot to check the tangyuans inside.


  He knew that she didn't mean anything special when she said exclusive. He was just overthinking it.


  "Dumpling, dumpling!" "I haven't had tangyuans in years!" Huo die shouted excitedly.


You're nobody to me