Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Gong Bai was speechless."This has nothing to do with being a man, right?"


  King seemed to have read his mind and said, " "As a man, are you still afraid of getting lost? Looking for a tour guide?"


  What's wrong with Wanwan looking for a tour guide? Gong Bai wanted to defend thousands of people who were looking for tour guides.


  King pulled him to a bar on the boat and sat down at a random place.


  Gong Bai didn't resist. He was just killing time anyway, so he wasn't afraid that King would kill him.


  King turned around to call the bartender. Gong Bai was stunned when he saw the whip hanging on King's waist.


  King turned around and saw his expression. He reached out to untie the whip.


  Gong Bai immediately came back to his senses and said calmly, "


  King threw the whip on the table and smiled.  "It's useless even if you hold it."


  "Why are you called King?" Gong Bai asked.


  King didn't expect him to ask this and shot him a look.


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