Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    He had just returned to get rid of jet lag, so Gong Bai slept until late in the morning and was still asleep.


  Phoenix poured a basin of water on his bed, and Gong Bai woke up immediately.


  He sat up and saw the terrible state on the bed. He glared at Phoenix and wanted to flare up, but when he saw the face that was exactly the same as the fire butterfly's, his anger was immediately reduced by half.


  "What are you doing?" he asked, wiping his face.


  Huo die threw the basin away and shouted at her,"It's fine if you don't make breakfast, but you don't even make lunch. You're going to starve me to death!"


  "You said you wanted to see mom, but I don't think you meant it!"


   I'm sorry, Zhenzhen.  Gong Bai lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed when he suddenly remembered that she was not Huo die, so he covered her with the quilt again.


  The blanket was wet, and it was uncomfortable to stick to her body.


  "You go out, I'll put on my clothes," he said.


You look exactly like your mother