Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    She turned around and looked at all the clothes in the store. She pointed at a few pieces and said, " "This, this, this Yingluo"


  The shop assistant hurriedly went to get them and held them all in front of her. She asked in a flattering manner, " "Do I have to try all of them?"


   I look good in anything. What's the point of trying it on? " Phoenix cried out in dissatisfaction.


  She sneered and crossed her arms.  "Who told you to wrap it up?"


  The shop assistant looked at Gong Bai and thought to himself,"then, what about Gong Bai? Don't play with me when you're having a conflict. I still have to do business!


  "Other than these, pack up the rest!" Phoenix waved her hand.


  The shop assistant's eyes widened in disbelief, and then she cried with joy and said loudly, " "Alright!"


  Phoenix looked at Gong Bai smugly, waiting to see if he would regret his decision.


  Gong Bai took out his bank card silently.


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