Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Two figures ran past the window. He squinted his eyes and immediately put down his cup and walked out. He saw Phoenix and a man in his twenties running one after another.


  The man lived across the street. He was a Caucasian and was in University. He followed Phoenix around all day.


  Gong Bai stood at the door. After a few minutes, the two of them ran back from the lawn.


  Phoenix pretended not to see him. The man thought that she really did not see him and said politely.


  Phoenix had no choice but to look at Gong Bai. She rolled her eyes and continued running.


  Gong Bai fell to the ground with a thump.


  The man was frightened and quickly shouted at Phoenix.


  Phoenix turned around and took a deep breath. Then, she sprinted toward Gong Bai.


  Gong Bai was really sick, and he had a bad cold. It seemed that taking a cold shower was very useful.


  His head was heavy and he felt that someone was wiping his body. He couldn't help but reach out and grab that hand.


I dreamed of your mother