Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Phoenix looked at King, who was about to shoot again. She said to Gong Bai coldly, " "Let's leave first,"


  Gong Bai suddenly raised his head and looked at King.


  King laughed and kept his gun."I'd like to see how you're going to escape."


  Gong Bai stretched out his hand and pulled up the table flag on the tea table. He overturned all the cups and fruits on the table and then tore a strand of fruit and tied it on the artery on Phoenix's arm.


  He carried her and walked out. When he reached the door, he was blocked by King's Men.


  Phoenix raised her eyes-at that moment, her face was pale and her lips were trembling slightly. She did not look too good.


  However, she suddenly pressed her hands on Gong Bai's shoulders and pushed him.


  The two of them fell to the ground at the same time. Gong Bai said anxiously, " "Little butterfly!"


  Phoenix got up, picked up the fruit knife on the ground, and pounced on King.


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