Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    The fire butterfly rolled her eyes at him and said aggrievedly,"I'm afraid that if I appear directly, I'll stick my warm face to your cold ass! I just wanted to change my identity to see if you really missed me and if I had a place in your heart. If you don't, I'll be your daughter. At least you'll dote on your own child, right? I'll change my identity, as long as it can make you feel heartache, Yingluo."


  "Silly!" Gong Bai hugged her and said, " why are you so silly?! 


  "It's because I like you!" The fire butterfly roared.


   good, good, good, Zhenzhen, " Gong Bai comforted her immediately.  I like you too. 


  They had been separated for 20 years. Huo die had finally come back, but she was still unwilling to acknowledge her identity with Gong Bai, which made him very anxious.


A girl is only cute when she's a little dirty