Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    He watched her as she took off her clothes. He found that after the box was opened, there were a few test tubes inside. The test tubes were sealed and there was some liquid inside.


  Huo die took out a disposable syringe, picked up one of the test tubes, and sucked it in. Then, she turned to look at Gong Bai.


  Gong Bai had already taken off all his clothes, leaving only his undergarments."Roll up your sleeves."


  Gong Bai asked while he was stroking,"What's this?" You're going to give me an injection?"


  "I'll euthanize you. Are you scared?" Huo die smiled.


  Gong Bai knew that she was joking, so he said helplessly, " "As long as you're happy. Don't run around anymore, I want to stay with you for a few more days."


  Huo die's eyes grew hot. She took a cotton swab dipped in alcohol and applied it on his arm, then injected the liquid in the syringe into his body.


It's good for someone to call me by my name