Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Liu Xuelan could not bear to see such a useless person, so she snatched the gun and pointed it at Sheng Ling.


  Yu qinghuan immediately stood in front of Sheng lingren. Liu Xuelan paused and sneered.


  Did she think that she would not dare to shoot? Even if she had to waste this experimental subject, she would not let them escape! If they managed to escape, they would be in big trouble.


  Liu Xuelan pulled the trigger. It was also her first time shooting, so she was similar to the people in front of her. The bullet did not hit anyone, and she even staggered a little.


  With a bang, the bullet hit the door frame.


  Sheng Ling turned around and glared at him. She raised her leg and kicked the door.


  Yu qinghuan turned around and was pleasantly surprised to see a gap between the door and the wall.


  She immediately reached out to push it, but it didn't move.


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