Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     f * ck!  Yu Qingliu didn't dare to say that an innocent man like him was scared by his sister. His face turned red and he said angrily, " "Quickly put it down! How could you isolate them? What if a man and a woman mess around in the back?"


  Wu youbai gave him a meaningful look, and as he put down the soundproof board, he said,"Have you read too many ridiculous teenage girl novels?"


  "You're the girl!" Yu Qingliu was furious.


  Wu youbai shrugged his shoulders and turned to ask Sheng lingren, " "Yingluo, do you know how to drive? I can't afford to drive back to the capital from here."


  "Don't you have me?" Yu Qingliu asked, " why are you begging him?! 


  Wu youbai and Yu qinghuan glanced at him at the same time,""You're underage."


Chapter 1979-I had no choice