Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Wu surong glanced at Yu Qingliu, and Yu Qingliu went upstairs first.


  "Did something happen to him?" Yu qinghuan asked, puzzled.


  "Come with me." Wu surong sighed and pulled her.


  It seemed like there was really something going on!


  Yu qinghuan followed Wu surong into the room. Wu surong said, " "You should quickly go and persuade Qingliu!"


  "What's wrong with him?" Yu qinghuan was shocked.


  Although Yu Qingliu was a little frivolous, this was something that he would never change. However, he would not drop the ball when it came to serious matters. Besides, she had a high IQ and had the right to be willful.


I'll go and discipline him now