Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    By the time he peeled the sixth, he felt that it was almost done. It was quite perfect, so he placed it on Yu qinghuan's plate.


  When Yu qinghuan saw it, she picked it up and took a closer look. She exclaimed,""Not bad ~ you're improving at lightning speed!"


  Sheng lingren smiled, feeling a little proud. She continued to peel the shrimp."I'll peel a few more for you."


  "You haven't even touched your chopsticks, and you're already remembering my Yingluo."


  Yu qinghuan was a little embarrassed. He actually admitted it!


  When they were settling the bill after dinner, Sheng Ling said, " "I'll do it."


  "No, I'll sign the bill."  don't fight with me, " Yu qinghuan said.


  Sheng Ling was stunned. She felt that her last few words were commanding, and subconsciously gave in.


  "You're going back?" he asked as they walked out of the hotel.


  "If you don't have anything else to say, I'll be going back."


I'll buy it for you in the future