Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Yu qinghuan decided to wait at the agreed time. Shengling's call came as promised.


  "Did you call me just now?" she asked.


  "Why are you suddenly calling again? It's fine at night, but I might not be home if you suddenly attack me in broad daylight."


  Sheng lingren was silent for a few seconds.  I've arrived in the capital.  she said.


  Yu qinghuan was taken aback,"now?" Didn't you say it would take a few days?"


  Yu qinghuan was speechless. After a while, she asked, " "Where are you?"


  Yu qinghuan changed her clothes and went downstairs. The Yu family was preparing for dinner.


  Seeing that she was dressed up and looked like she was going out, Wu surong couldn't help but ask curiously, " "You're going out?"


  "Yes, I'm meeting a friend, so I won't be having dinner at home."


  "Then come back soon!" Wu surong was stunned.


  After she left, she quickly asked Yu Zhengming, " "Is it with old Zhang's Wufu?"
