Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "You don't like it?" Yu qinghuan pulled her face back.  forget it if you don't want it. I can't bear to! 


  "I want it, I want it!" Sheng Ling hurriedly said. She snatched it back and quickly surrounded it.


  Yu qinghuan rolled her eyes at him and zipped up her clothes.


  When he saw her, he wrapped the other end of the scarf around her neck.  "Like this?"


  "Don't trip me!" Yu qinghuan pushed him away.  I'll just buy a new one later. Let's go. 


  "Of course you're buying it for me. You want me to pay for it?"


  Sheng lingren giggled and enjoyed it very much.


  When he walked out of the room, he saw her shoes and exclaimed, " "Why are you wearing such a high dress again?"


  "It's thick," Yu qinghuan said as she showed him the heel.


  "I'm talking about height, and you're talking about thickness?"


  "Then buy me a new one!" Yu qinghuan said unhappily.


The more you spend, the happier I am