Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Qingliu, get me a coat," Yu qinghuan said as she sat back on the bed.


  "Oh." Yu Qingliu turned around and went to the cloakroom to get a cashmere coat.


  Yu qinghuan put on her coat and said to everyone, "  I didn't intend to keep it a secret from you. I expected you to find out after the new year. 


  "After the new year?" Wu surong's voice trembled.  you're already five months pregnant! 


  "You're from shengling, aren't you?" Yu Zhengming asked.


  Wu surong was shocked. She stared at Yu qinghuan, " "His?"


  "Yes." Yu qinghuan stubbornly raised her chin.


  "No wonder you're speaking up for him!" Yu Zhengming was furious.


  Yu qinghuan looked at him and said sternly, "  I'm speaking up for him not because I'm pregnant with his child. I'm just stating the facts! 


  Wu surong was furious,"you hid your pregnancy from us?" How could I have a daughter like you!"


   you ...  Yu qinghuan found it unbelievable.  am I not your daughter if I'm pregnant? "


You shouldn't have kept this child