Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Yu qinghuan admired the ring on her finger and said leisurely,""If I marry him, I'll take my surname. If he marries me, I'll take his surname!"


  Yu Qingliu was dumbfounded. 250's brain couldn't quite wrap itself around this. After twisting it over, he could not understand his sister's thoughts at all.


  Yu Zhengming suddenly called out gloomily,""Clear stream ~"


  Yu Qingliu shuddered, and her skin tightened.  "What's wrong?"


  "Did you already know that your sister was pregnant?"


  Yu Qingliu was stunned, and lied with her eyes wide open, " "I didn't, Yingluo."


  "No?" Yu Zhengming's eyes narrowed.  then why did you suddenly buy so many books on pregnant women? It must be because your sister is pregnant! You even brought breakfast to qinghuan today. I don't see you so enthusiastic usually!"


  Wu surong was furious,"beat him up!" You actually dared to hide it and not report it!"


You don't like Sheng Ling, do you?