Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     I like you ~"Sheng lingren said innocently.


  Yu qinghuan sighed.  actually, getting married isn't tiring. Satisfying you is the most tiring! 


   I'm also satisfying you, my dear.  Sheng Ling began to grope her.


  "There won't be any at night, Yingluo."


  "Good, good, good!" He hurriedly agreed. As for the night? We'll talk about it when the time comes!


  Sheng lingren and Yu qinghuan only saw the news about the wedding the next morning.


  This was their first breakfast in Nanjiang since they had formed a family. Because of this report, they were a little unhappy.


  The report criticized their wedding for being extravagant and wasteful, which easily distorted the values of ordinary people.


  Yu qinghuan laughed coldly, " I didn't know. I'm responsible for shaping the values of ordinary people.  Their values were taught by their parents and teachers, and my wedding can distort them. They can die now, living is a waste of human resources!"


I'm going to turn you bad