Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    After a while, Yu Qingliu would be going overseas for an Academic Exchange.


  On this day, when he went back to school to handle a document, he met a few college classmates who were doing their master's degree-they were still doing their master's degree, but he had already graduated with his Ph.D. And started working.


  His classmate called out to him,"you're going overseas?" When are you coming back? Let's go! Let's go drink! Let's celebrate!"


  Yu Qingliu didn't like to drink, so she frowned and said, "  don't find excuses to indulge yourself. If you have time, you should read more! 


  "You're so annoying! Are you going or not?"


  Yu Qingliu hesitated for a moment. She didn't want to embarrass her old classmate, so she said, " "We can go. But I'll say this first, I don't like those girls. It's best to find a clean place without a single woman."


  "You're too boring!" Someone said unhappily.


Meeting in the toilet