Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     On the plane to country Y, Yu Qingliu met Joseph. They were both in first class, and his eyes widened in disbelief.


  "Actually, I'm from country Y," Joseph replied with a smile.


   hehehe.  Yu Qingliu raised the magazine in his hand to block his face. He didn't believe it at all.


  He was an excellent assassin, but he had been in China for so long and had failed to complete the mission. Now, he had to return to country Y.


  If he was discovered by the people of the Dark shadow, he would not be able to bear the consequences.


  Joseph looked at Yu Qingliu with a dark expression.


  It was all for him! She had to sleep with him, otherwise, it would be a huge loss!


  After getting off the plane, he caught up with Yu Qingliu, " "I have something important to tell you!"


  "I'm sorry, I'm not free." Yu Qingliu didn't even look at him.


  "I'm actually a killer." Joseph said.


Actually, I'm an assassin