Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Yu Qingliu turned around and wanted to throw him over her shoulder, but King was faster and pressed him against the wall.


  "Aren't you annoying?" Yu Qingliu was depressed.


  King stared at his lips and swallowed. He was about to kiss him.


  "Try touching me!" Yu Qingliu shouted.


  King was taken aback. He slowly backed away, only to see a scalpel pressed against his waist. The scalpel was naturally in Yu Qingliu's hand.


  Now that Yu Qingliu had become treacherous, he had hidden all sorts of scalpels on his body, and he could not even kiss him.


  "You can't be that cruel, can you?" He asked, " we've had skin-to-skin contact, Yingluo. 


  "Don't worry, I know where the vital parts are. I won't send you to your death. Of course, if you go too far, I can only send you to your death. But you have to believe that I'm a professional. I know how to make you die faster and in pain."


  “……”Fuck! It sounded so brutal, so he decided not to mess around.


I don't want dad and mom to be sad