Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Uh, Yingluo is really fine." Wu Di said. I can't let you know about this!


  Sheng Xixi was annoyed.  you guys are actually hiding a little secret from me. Can't we just have fun? "


  "Why are you looking for me?" Sheng nanxuan changed the topic.


  "That's not important anymore!" Sheng Xixi stared at his drawer.  I just want to see what you're hiding behind my back. 


  "Good girls shouldn't look at boys 'stuff." Sheng nanxuan's face was serious.


  Wu Di: "Wanwan, aren't you trying to cover up?"


  Sheng Xixi widened her eyes and looked at them. She shivered and said,""You guys are so disgusting ~"


  "What are you thinking about, you little brain?" Wu Di shouted.


  "Alright, you may leave." Sheng nanxuan said, " the banquet is about to start. 


  When Wu Di heard this, he was interested.  hey, there are so many beautiful women here today. There are rumors that you're choosing a consort. Have you thought about who you're going to dance with? "


Do you need a younger sister?