Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Pin fan was sitting in the principal's office. Opposite him were the principal, Vice-Principal, and a few professors.


   since you're going to stay in the country for a while, " the principal said to pin fan, " why don't you accept our invitation and be a guest lecturer? "


  He did draw well, but he didn't have the confidence to be a teacher!


  He smiled bitterly,"I've never taught anyone, so I'm afraid I won't be afraid."


  "Just give it a try. Even if it's just about your creative insights or what you've seen and heard outside, it'll be good. You don't know, but the students nowadays are all convinced by you!"


   pin fan, ah Wanwan, " a female professor with black-rimmed glasses asked.  are you afraid that you'll starve the master if you teach the students? "


  "I'm not afraid of that," pin fan smiled. I'm confident in that. Besides, I've already earned enough to cover my living expenses for two lifetimes."


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